I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.
The lorax is a prophecy
Where are you getting a bottle of Coke for 99¢?
Where are you getting a 67 ounce bottle of anything?
I can walk down to the store down the street and get 12 bottles of water for 3 dollars or 1 coke for 1.50.
OP is an idiot.
Tina Turner, 1974
See, it ain’t just me. David Banner woke.
See, this that shit I be talkin about lmao yall need to cut it out!!
- Straight haired person: Just comb it!
- Curly haired person:
they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them
Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.
My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”
THAT IS SO CUTE
reblogging for the story, eeee
spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE
So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol
Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders
I’m co-signing with the bolded heavy as fuuuuck lol
Operation Senegalese Twists is in effect as soon as this blow out is done…no matter how many times I do them, I’m never ready to sit on my ass for hours and twist until my fingers are sore.
The fucking struggle of protective styling.